Calling all real men - give
Schweppes a kick in the groin
Elizabeth Krantz - 16 February 2004
Soft-drink manufacturer, Schweppes, part of the
multinational conglomerate, Cadbury Schweppes, is the latest in a
long line of advertisers and sitcom producers to
promote SMS (stupid male syndrome).
Rampant feminist propaganda has turned many men into
SNAGs (sycophantic new-age grovellers) who are happy to
portray their fellow-man as some kind of bumbling dork.
The marketing morons at Cadbury Schweppes play to this
theme in their latest commercial where we see a dorky male
annoying a bunch of smart, slick females by hitting tennis
balls all over the place.
By consuming the sugary Schweppes elixir, the females are able
to direct the tennis balls, with some glee, into the groin
of the dork.
It is time for men to fire a few missiles at the groin of
this multinational monster that makes a profit of over A$
2.4 billion by marketing unhealthy sugar-based products
around the world. Products include Cadburys, Cottees,
Dr Pepper, Red Tulip, Solo, Sunkist and 7UP.
If you are sick of seeing men portrayed like this then
let Cadbury Schweppes know. Telephone them on their
toll-free number, 1800 250 260 or email
them and let them know you will boycott their
products.
Cadbury
Schweppes locks out workforce.
Gender bias and the feminist
zealots.
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